so then I start wondering if bestfrienddude is maybe an empath and doesn’t realize it
because he VERY VERY OFTEN says things to me such as “I’m extremely irascible right now for literally no reason”
and I’m just sitting here thinking “well I mean maybe that’s not your anger and you’re feeling it for somebody else?”
but he’s like very not believing in stuff like that I guess so bringing it up to him is kind of out of the question
so I’ll just sit here and continue my headcanons of PR people like that my bestfriend is an empath without knowing it and that my coworker can read minds and knows that I accidentally call her the wrong name in my head and that my dad was an open-to-sex hetero* asexual.
(“hetero*” used here to mean “I know for sure he liked women and probably that’s all but really who knows he might’ve been polysexual I don’t know”)