An acceptable response to everything from “But how can you not be human?” to “Where did all my beer go?” (via nines19)
other questions this is a good answer to:
- How did you do that?/Where did you learn that? [sexual context]
- What do you mean you aren’t a girl OR a boy?
- [neurology/brain questions]
- Why? [any context]
- What did you get in the mail?
- How are you coping with [thing most people respond to extremely poorly] so well?
- [emotions questions]
- Why are you wearing a ring on your wedding finger?
- What’s your favorite [movie/book/song/etc.]?
- Why are you wearing a dress?