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Go talk to Mordred about how good I am at cutting people out of my life He’s a much better...

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 11:44:34 -0400

Go talk to Mordred about how good I am at cutting people out of my life

He’s a much better voice on the subject than I am.

wow checking dw was a bad idea lol

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 11:18:25 -0400

wow checking dw was a bad idea lol

place very specific to-go order at work they totally know who that’s for XD

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 11:15:32 -0400

place very specific to-go order at work

they totally know who that’s for XD

Oh, Discordia: Discordianism is (not) a religion

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 10:13:49 -0400

Oh, Discordia: Discordianism is (not) a religion:

discordiano:

And now, obscure pseudo-theology because I feel like it.

Discordianism is not a religion but a vaccine.

Discordianism is not a religion but a flower.

Discordianism is not a religion but the religion.

Discordianism is not a religion okay maybe it is.

Discordianism is not a religion butt.

Discordianism: I can’t believe it’s not religion!

Discordianism is not a religion but it will do.

Discordianism is not a religion but you’ll never prove it.

Discordianism is not a religion but neither is Christianity.

Discordianism is not a religion but you will still worship our Goddess in the end, I swear you will. Ha ha ha!

Discordianism is not a religion but don’t worry, be happy.

(via masksoferis)

Discordianism is not a religion, it’s a sandwich.

Me: talking about my fingers being swollen

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 22:32:14 -0400

Me: *talking about my fingers being swollen*
Demon: What did you do to your fingers
Me: I inherited a hereditary body malfunction called arthritis

Mordred laughed so hard at a thing the other day I was at work and these two (white, middle age)...

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 21:58:18 -0400

Mordred laughed so hard at a thing the other day

I was at work and these two (white, middle age) dudes were standing by the door. I asked them if they’d been helped and they were like “Yeah unless you can help us get our friend out of the bathroom quicker”

And I thought (but didn’t say out loud) “Well, we could smoke him out like a wasp”

And then I realized

This is Texas, their friend was a white dude — he was probably actually a wasp (in the, white anglo-saxon protestant, manner)

There had to be at least twenty minutes afterwards where Mor just kept laughing and repeating, “he was actually a wasp though” over and over to himself

Okay I know Gollum/Smeagol is like a ~bad~ ~example~ of ~multiplicity~ But I just When Smeagol...

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 21:47:19 -0400

Okay I know Gollum/Smeagol is like a ~bad~ ~example~ of ~multiplicity~

But I just

When Smeagol gets excited about knowing the answer to Gollum’s riddle

we do shit like that all the time

@Emily,

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 21:27:03 -0400

Well even so. Worst at council leader. Petition to impeach Saruman.

Saruman is like the worst at his job

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 21:24:13 -0400

Saruman is like the worst at his job

There should be a d&d skill for just sort of pushing people into stuff in a way that’s not...

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 21:07:13 -0400

There should be a d&d skill for just sort of pushing people into stuff in a way that’s not really intimidation or diplomacy but somehow shit just pushes people the way you mean them to go

Like what Gandalf does.

Just Radagast Radagassssst Radagast

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 20:59:49 -0400

Just

Radagast

Radagassssst

Radagast

Radagast is like a giant person-shaped conglomeration of mushrooms and other fungi I love it

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 20:55:48 -0400

Radagast is like a giant person-shaped conglomeration of mushrooms and other fungi

I love it

When Thorin is like “…ew, I touched an elf-blade…” Hahaha.

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 20:53:24 -0400

When Thorin is like

“…ew, I touched an elf-blade…”

Hahaha.

Kind of want a binder But I feel bad about it because its partly “I just want to see what...

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 20:19:14 -0400

Kind of want a binder

But I feel bad about it because its partly “I just want to see what it’s like”?

(Although……

If I get one and find it doesn’t do anything for me, I can always give it to someone who needs one?

So hm. That makes me feel less bad. Idk.)

Okay just one thing alright Where in Middle Earth is Thorin’s blasted HARP?! :C I loved...

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 20:07:52 -0400

Okay just one thing alright

Where in Middle Earth is Thorin’s blasted HARP?!

:C I loved Thorin’s harp in the book. It would make me so happy if they had included it.

Making alternate arrangements when the person who was supposed to help me is hurting too much to do...

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 19:08:44 -0400

Making alternate arrangements when the person who was supposed to help me is hurting too much to do so isn’t being angry or hateful

It’s knowing my shit needs to get done and not wanting to burden that person with a task theyre unable to complete

Seems kind of just like a decent adult thing to do actually.

Ron Weasley just got put on my “I hate you so hard I hope you die to death” list.

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 18:18:50 -0400

Ron Weasley just got put on my “I hate you so hard I hope you die to death” list.

I yelled at it and I cried and I feel so pathetic

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 18:15:09 -0400

I yelled at it and I cried and I feel so pathetic

There is a mosquito-eater in my hotel rooooooooooom :C

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 18:09:11 -0400

There is a mosquito-eater in my hotel rooooooooooom

wingcestiel: “fight off your demon!” how about no. keep your demon. give it a nice, cold drink and...

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 15:38:37 -0400

wingcestiel:

“fight off your demon!”

how about no. keep your demon. give it a nice, cold drink and a room to live in. be its friend. keep it safe. dont fight it. unless it asks to be fought.

Demons have been some of my very best friends in this world.